have you READ THEM
aren’t they adorable
i want to go to hogwarts
FRICKLE FRACKLE MUGGLEBORNS ARE ADORABLE
- teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up?
- me: the saviour of the broken, the beaten, and the damned
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you
The 4th of July, its the day that people put American flags outside their homes expecting a visit from Captain America who arrives in a sleigh powered by eight bald eagles giving fireworks, who then goes and has his birthday party.